Tracking Santa via Radar

Now this totally pisses me off. What a waste of taxpayer dollars! NORAD tracks Santa via radar. Can you believe it? This isn’t some national security issue. And worse yet, Santa was just tracked leaving the Azores, having just visited Europe, on his way across the Atlantic. Those conniving Europeans have obviously figured out some diabolical way to celebrate Christmas a few hours before us North Americans do. But here’s the worst part — there’s a picture of Santa and Aaron Carter meeting at NORAD headquarters. Gross, yuk, Aaron freakin Carter, gag me with a spoon. What is this world coming to? I need some more eggnog.